If I were a pervert….
I’d like to “thank” the Maryland House of Delegates for passing legislation today that legalizes what so many of you consider to be my perversions…and all I’d have to do is say I’m a transgender.
By a vote of 82-57, the House of Delegates joined the Maryland Senate and passed the “Bathroom Bill,” which had been sold as being designed to ban discrimination based on gender “identity” as opposed to what gender any of us actually are in housing, labor, employment and – my personal favorite – public accommodations.
And your Governor, Martin O’Malley, has said he would sign the legislation into law…so you know what THAT means, right?
You don’t? Here, let me fill you in… (Chuckle, chuckle, I said “fill you in.”)
(This sign will soon mean nothing. NOTHING.)
It means that, if I were a pervert, all I’d have to do is claim being “transgender,” and I no longer have to worry about my fetish being a detriment to things I might really like… like knowing what all you women do in the restroom. And how you do it.
For instance, the bill gives a person, as a self-professed “transgender” individual, the right to go into any public restroom – let’s say for the sake of argument – a transgendered man could enter into women’s bathroom when any of y’all women go in there – or when your daughters go in there to answer calls to nature – and you can’t say shit about it. Well, I guess you can say whatever the Hell you want, but now the law is on their side.
Del. Emmett Burns Jr., (D-Baltimore County) said that this bill changes nature. Well, it doesn’t do that, not exactly, but what it does do is force all of you ladies to accept the nature of folks who claim to be transgendered and feel more comfortable hanging out in Women’s Rooms than in Men’s, or be accused of discrimination. How lovely is that?!
And, if I claimed I was a transgender individual, that’s why I would be so grateful that the House of Delegates voted down an amendment to the bill that was proposed by Delegate Tony O’Donnell (R-Calvert) that would have added language disallowing me to enter a woman’s room so I could further my “prurient interest.” Delightful!
Because, furthering any prurient interests I may have has now been sanctioned by the Maryland House of Delegates.
And will soon be signed into law by the Governor of Maryland.
Oh, and Ladies? I can hear what you’re doing behind that stall door…
Not to mention what your daughter is doing one stall down from you…
What a piece of crap (no pun intended) bill the Maryland House of Delegates passed today. If I own a business, I should be allowed to hire or not hire anyone I please. If I own a rental property, I should be allowed to rent or not rent it to anyone I please. And if I were a woman and need to go into a public restroom, I should be able to go do my thing without fear of perverts trying to take a look or listen.
This November, flush away all the proponents and supporters of the “Bathroom Bill.” Do not reward any of those bozos with another shot to do even more damage to common sense.
And, finally, it makes me wonder…how many perverts are in the Maryland House of Delegates and Maryland State Senate, anyway?